Gabe Grote

"Liz: Really? You really think that is a good idea? Really?
Myself: What? Think of the adventure we will have!
Liz: Really?
Myself: (Now doubting myself just a little) Yes?
Liz: Yeah, I am not “winging it” when it comes to travel in the world’s deadliest country.
Myself: (Air Quotes) “World’s deadliest country” really isn’t a fair title. I mean, isn’t Syria or Angola a lot worse that Mexico?
Liz: Not according to, oh, I don’t know, the media.
Myself: Cabo isn’t exactly the Middle East in the early 80’s, now is it?
Liz: No, but I am damn sure not just going to “wing it” like you had planned to do.
Myself: A taxi cab is hardly hitching a ride with a Hezbollah fixer in Lebanon.
Liz: Fine. I will book us a transfer. Remember the hassle we had the last time we went, AND we had already had everything taken care of?
Myself: We did get hassled before we even left customs.
Liz: Yeah.
Myself: You know, you might be right on this one.
Liz: Might be?
Myself: Ok, I will let you have this one, but I am sure the score is way lopsided in my favor!
Liz: Keep telling yourself that."